Philanderers have Goals

There is certainly more that one way to view this title. Typically, the goal of the New Years’ Resolution is to become better at what you do. So let’s take a look at resolutions a philanderer might make to be a better philanderer. (For consistency he will be used, feel free to replace it with she if needs be.)~ Be better at being deceitful ~A successful philanderer has to be very good at being deceitful. Every time a philanderer gets caught in a lie, he loses opportunities and that is deadly for a philanderer.It is important to know all the signs of lying to avoid giving yourself away. For example, those people who lie often touch their face, nose and behind the ear. They rarely use an open hand on the chest.People who lie often put a physical object between them and the person they are lying to.People who lie tend to use the word “I” a lot.By avoiding these things when lying you will definitely help in improving philandering skills. So the first resolution is to improve your skills at being deceitful.~ Know my alternate identity as well as I know myself ~Since philandering counts on not being caught and having a believable identity, this year work harder at it. Create a family to reminisce about.  The truth is in the details. Do you know what they look like, what their favorite food is? These little details make the difference.Create a career that is easy to remember and hard for someone to trace. Be careful with things like business cards. In general a paper trail is not a good thing for a successful philanderer. It is important to have a job where there is not easy access.Consistency is important. Once you have created the alternate identity stick with it.~ Learn to stuff all real emotions ~A successful philanderer can not get emotionally involved with anyone.  It will have a negative effect on the whole gig. Make sure that you appear to be caring, but never cross the line. In the world of a philanderer the only person that truly matters is you. If you begin to feel some sense of attachment, move on to the next one. Get a new phone. Frequent new places. Disappear, but do not get involved emotionally.With these three simple New Years Resolutions a philanderer should be able to keep dropping in and out of other peoples lives with not one speck of truth or decency. That is, after all, what a philanderer does best.

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