Fascination and Obsession with Pimped out Vehicles
The fascination with pimped out vehicles returns us to the age old relationship between the "pimp", the master of the heard, and the "prostitute", the animal being herded. Since the beginning of time sex has been sold as a service by these lovely ladies, and both the pimp and the prostitute benefit monetarily.
Since pimped out vehicles stress the need for a car to become the pimp, the prostitutes become enamored by the wealth and prosperity of the vehicle. No longer a by stander, the pimped out vehicle now can perform prostitution. It can now gain capital and purchase items for the said prostitute.
Certain things will make a vehicle 'pimped out'. These include coloring a certain item gold, having large tires and wheels, and also having a large heart beating in the back, although this heart sometimes beats irregularly. But this is what gives the pimped out vehicle is soul, the fact that it has a heart! This is why prostitutes are so obsessed with pimped out vehicles. Along with this irregular beating heart, you can also hear the alternator going, which gives the car its unique character and flavor. Ask any large pimp vehicle walking down the street what it favorite part about having an irregular heart beat is, and it will tell you "Them hoes just love ma' wacky brain."
If they could indeed have sex with these tender and loving vehicles, they certainly would. And in fact, certain parts are made love to by all the prostitutes at car shows. When the car is fed up with the way a certain prostitute is acting, or not bringing in enough money, the prostitute will then be run over, but only her arms. The legs must be kept intact. The pimp vehicle knows this all to well that to punish his herd he must disable an unnecessary feature.
So in conclusion it is the prostitutes who have the highest interest in pimped out vehicles, because the pimped out vehicles are boss. Obsession with a pimp car is nothing more than loving your own kind. Peace to you all!
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